schmooper

A term of endearment, usually pertaining to a dog.

come here schmooper, good schmoops!

by Pablo de sha June 10, 2019

schooner

a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner

any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."

by schooner love June 18, 2008

schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

Schoonerd .

Any one who has had to much alcohol on a night out and are as drunk as a Lord.

Look at him / her they have had to much drink and are schoonerd .

by Bangerbob May 29, 2018

Schoonerd

Schoonerd meaning Drunk to much Alcohol

Look at him /her the person has had to much Alcohol and can not stand up this person is Schoonerd.

by Bangerbob June 11, 2018