Schweeve

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.

There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.

by Schweevy March 6, 2009

Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

schneeze

When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.

How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.

by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008