schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

Shwalk

That long clenched butt walk you make to the toilet

“Damn bro I needed to shit the other day but I only shit in my own toilet, so I had to shwalk all the way home”

by ShwalkGod June 22, 2019

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

schwaldo

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019