schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

by M. Veener March 27, 2010

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

schmammed

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

by sharstar June 26, 2006