schnarfy

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

Schwastypants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally schwastypants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

shnasty

a mixture of nasty and shit

Damn that boy smells shnasty

by dont worry about it bitch April 18, 2015

Schnart

The art of shitting farting and nutting at the same time

The massage was so relaxing that I schnarted and shit went every where.
The music was so tasteful that I had an epiphany and schnarted.

by HotCosby05 June 25, 2020

Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

by Stevekok June 7, 2009

Sharsty

Something that is "Bucket" and disgusting mixed in one
the words "shit", "fart" and "nasty" combine to make "sharsty"

Timophey: yo bud, what the fuck is that greasebag doing?
jeremy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!?....He's jerking it on that person's car door!
Timophey: What a sharsty fucker!!!!!!

by theanswer2.0 September 27, 2010

schnarky

to be sneaky or deceptive

The used car salesman was schnarky!

by vandango April 15, 2009