Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

schuringa

To show excitement/dissapointment. Or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math class that is creepy.)

Oh schuringa shake that ass. Or Schuringa is creeping all over. Or Oh schuringa I'm hyped for tonight!

by sick shit sean June 27, 2008

Schuring

Schuring is when a Prostitute hires another prostitute and refuses to pay her.

I was schuring last night, my boyfriend was so pissed

by missawesomegirl November 6, 2011

schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schmelting

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008