schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

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Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021

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Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021

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schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

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schmucktivity

(v) Describing an activity or event involving an idiot, fuckhead.

Due to John's schmucktivity, feces and urine spilled all over the bathroom floor because he flushed paper towels down the toilet bowl in a public restroom at the movie theater.

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

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