schwerb

To own, commonly used term in hockey by the Gonzaga Bulldogs

Lorne Park got schwerbed 6-2 in the ROPSSAA finals

by Pawel Chomicki March 4, 2008

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer

by jacko stanton January 9, 2006

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Shmerbert

the act of pursing one's lips on someone else's navel and blowing, thus making a "bvvvrrrrtt" noise.

He woke her up with a shmerbert, because it was more innocent than motorboating.

by Kit Scrimshaw February 14, 2021

Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.

Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?

by schnerblemack July 1, 2018

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006