schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

Schaumberg

The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.

Boy: after class I want to be a Schaumberg

by dj rabbit April 14, 2014

schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011