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The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

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by Asshole.1234 April 10, 2018

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

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by Asshole.1234 April 11, 2018