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Schlumped
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When you
are so
miserable
/high you’re just mentally
tired
.
"Bro my
girl
just
dumped
me" - Person A
"That
sucks
man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B
Schlumped
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Asshole.1234
May 25, 2018
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Schlumped
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The state
of being so high and/or
miserable
you’re just mentally
tired
.
Damn bro
I just got
dumped
and I’m
hella
schlumped.
Schlumped
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Asshole.1234
May 24, 2018
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