schwonged

To get destroyed

Yo mate you have just been schwonged

by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

Shpongled

When you're completely intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Dude, I'm so fucking shpongled, I can barely walk because my legs feel like jelly. "

by MoonSoul26 May 2, 2019

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020