Grandma's Saucer

The anal orifice of an old woman.

My grandpa loves to poke his boney finger in my grandma's saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

saucer nipples

huge nipples, as big as a saucer

Havana Ginger has huge saucer nipples.

by iloveassassins October 27, 2008

saucerhead

(1.)A penis with an exceptionaly LARGE head.
(2.)A penis with a head that flares out like the hood on a cobra.

I went over to Lynch's Mammy's house and stuck this SAUCERHEAD right up her spankter valve.

by sammy saucerhead January 1, 2005

saucer nips

Big ass fuckin nipples

Dude that nigger i fucked last night had some huge saucer nips

by ballsacktits December 21, 2010

Tomato saucer

Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger

Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender

Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.

by MarMo62 April 18, 2018

flying saucer nipples

there is no breast. only nipple

the girl i took home had flying saucer nipples. she was basically just one big nipple

by lil kid fucker November 5, 2021

Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.

My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!

by Jurek_11 September 30, 2010