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Rabbit Scab 

A 'Rabbit Scab' is someone who is relying on the social welfare system to live and deliberately conceives children (or additional children) whom they know will also be dependent on the welfare system. Typically, this is just people who don't think about the fact that they are ripping off tax payers, but in many cases, a rabbit scab will actually have children for the sole purpose of avoiding work and increasing their weekly government hand out.
Rabbit scabs are considered to be lower than junkies, fraudsters and even outright thieves. The term rabbit scab gives a label to this class of society so they can be exposed for what they are, and others who intend to follow in their footsteps will think twice and perhaps choose to become decent human beings instead.
Man, I heard '*****' is pregnant again and her man still doesn't have a job. Those two are such rabbit scabs!
Rabbit Scab by Expose December 14, 2014
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rabbit sense 

A term for a highly evolved instinct, like that of a rabbit who seems to be able to sense the slightest shifts which could mean danger.
Her intuition was more like rabbit sense, she was always keenly sensitive.
rabbit sense by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

trojan rabbit 

A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.
-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

follow the white rabbit 

Refers to a waistcoat-wearing, pocket-watch-wielding white rabbit, hurrying along and muttering, "Oh dear! I shall be late!" in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland (1865), whom Alice follows down a rabbit hole into Wonderland.

Awesome rock band Jefferson Airplane's 1967 song White Rabbit retold the story of Alice's adventures as though they were a psychedelic drug trip. But whether you take it literally or metaphorically, following the white rabbit means following an unlikely clue, an innocuous, unbelievable (but also, frankly a bit ridiculous) sign, to find oneself in the midst of more or less extraordinary, marvelous, amazing circumstances that challenge one's fundamental beliefs, expand one's horizons &/or perception of realities, transform one's perspective, and change one's life.

The phrase has become commonplace in popular culture; e.g. in the 1999 film The Matrix, the resistance fighter folks use the trope of following a white rabbit to lead Neo/Mr Anderson/The One out of the matrix. Oddly enough, though, the phrase hasn't filtered through as a metaphor in non-fantastical contexts to any appreciable degree. Outside of science fiction or fantasy, if a writer refers to the white rabbit, s/he is almost certainly specifically alluding to previous uses, usually to Carroll. (We should change that!)
'There's something fishy going on here.'
'Well,' said Q, jerking her head toward the door to the stairwell, through which the tattooed woman was disappearing. 'You'd better follow the white rabbit, then.'
follow the white rabbit by FTWR August 19, 2013

Rabbit Porcupine 

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
Rabbit Porcupine by Claudiolic June 24, 2011

Rabbit Stage 

The stage of a relationship in which the couple is banging constantly, rendering the couple incapable of any social contact with the outside world.
"Did you hang out with Trey this weekend?"
"Nah, he and Gabby are in the Rabbit Stage... Haven't seen either of them in months."
Rabbit Stage by Ack1616 May 1, 2015