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procrastinaceous

procrastinaceous proh-kras-tuh-neyt-a-ceou
s - adjective: 1. active, continuous and seemingly unending procrastination that affects productive work in detrimental ways. 2. doing everything else except your work despite impending deadlines.
i'm so procrastinaceous.
writing term paper, while watching basketball, surfing hi5 and facebook and checking email, (add favourite distraction here) etc
by komplex November 21, 2006
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Procrastibreak

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.
You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..
by Effort May 24, 2013
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procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
by smoovestarr April 3, 2005
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Procrastibate

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
by Recalibar February 28, 2009
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Procrastinaked

The ability and urge to procrastinate whilst naked.
- Hey what are you up to?
- Just had a procrastinaked dance around the house.
by DPGL August 18, 2011
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procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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