Die Potato 

1. What is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. Used to signify distaste for somthing

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!

Man- Die Potato!

(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

Phrase used to signify distaste

Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !

Die Potato by joshusee February 18, 2015

Potato Hole

A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners.

From Saturday Night Live sketch, "Potato Hole." Aired, November 12, 2022.

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”

Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”

Potato Hole by UCLA_KAT November 13, 2022

potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010

potato 

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

potato by marymargielyn September 25, 2015

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.

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Enter handle: URINE POTATO
Enter password: **********

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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!

Urine Potato by Telephony January 3, 2013

how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

how to become potato and rise to new life by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

recorded with a potato by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012