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not safe for waffles 

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.
"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands
Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.