Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008

pornocopia

An abundant collection of quality pornographic material.

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."

by JScottBaird January 11, 2008

pornism

A belief in and excessive use of pornography.

Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.

by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Porncrumbs

Posts of porn, or semi-porn, left strewn throughout a website, message board or other non-porn related location.

Owen, it's hard enough following your ramblings thru this message board, but do you have to leave porncrumbs all over the place?

by Loki520 February 17, 2010

pornocopia

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.

"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."

by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014

Pornipedia

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.

Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"

by Lascivious March 26, 2010