pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*

by JayGulBard May 31, 2007

Pootinky

A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.

Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."

by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

Pootin’

Acting crazy, irrationally etc.

Putin’s pootin’ .He calls jewish Ukrainian president a nazi.

by John Spookey March 3, 2022

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

pootinanny

(poot-in-nanny) A stupid or utterly ridiculous person.

Even when Chris is sobber, he's still a pootinanny.

by James McVane May 11, 2007