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Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
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poonarchy

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.
poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!
by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007
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poonarn

Pussy, can be used as an insult
You poonarn
by ludkinky January 23, 2009
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Pooparhea

When your feces is somewhere between hard and diarrhea. This usually happens when you are on a first date.
Yesterday Fred had pooparhea before his first date with his crush, C. It was chunky, yet water-like.
by poopgirl_pa August 17, 2009
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pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.
Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).
by dave August 29, 2003
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poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.
Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!
by geckopaws February 26, 2011
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Pookersnatch

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".
"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."
by Anhalt November 23, 2009
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