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plamf

Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".
Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!
by st3ph3n December 28, 2005
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playful

a playful one is one that always likes to have fun, often the center of ones attention.... they like to laugh and make others laugh. a playful one is a very special kind of friend. a playful one may also be a little on the frisky side
she is playful, or I like to be the playful one
by playfulrenee March 25, 2006
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Platform Pirate

One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
by jjboseck June 8, 2011
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Plarft

A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
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Pfaffania

A small, 1/2 acre-sized independent country situated within the southeastern michigan suburb of Warren.

Noted for its ecentric citizens, multiple ovens, and abundant leaf crop, pfaffania makes a nice place to stop and chat...if you're a friend of the royal family

-all others will be considered tresspassers and hunted down by vicious trained squirrels
"Pfaffania, pfaffania, we steal our trees from Hayes!"
by mercedes November 4, 2004
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ploffy

1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
by Lime&lily April 19, 2008
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plamf

In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.
Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.
by mabaws January 15, 2010
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