mercedes's definitions

Narcissist

1.Excessive love or admiration of oneself.
2.A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3.Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

a."That Bec Factor sends everyone photos of herself, ahh did someone say narcissist?"
b. Paris Hilton

by Mercedes April 25, 2005

cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

Pfaffania

A small, 1/2 acre-sized independent country situated within the southeastern michigan suburb of Warren.

Noted for its ecentric citizens, multiple ovens, and abundant leaf crop, pfaffania makes a nice place to stop and chat...if you're a friend of the royal family

-all others will be considered tresspassers and hunted down by vicious trained squirrels

"Pfaffania, pfaffania, we steal our trees from Hayes!"

by mercedes November 4, 2004

crypticity

1. The state or quality of being cryptic.
2. Crypticness.

She speaks with an excess of crypticity, which makes her motive unclear.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

vidiot

a person who is mindlessly and hopelessly and furhtermore incorrigably addicted to media, particularly that of video games

we are married. we live together. all ive seen of you in the past month is the back of your head and your thumbs moving like convulsions on that controller... honey... i think you are a vidiot...

by mercedes April 23, 2004

monkeyrooster

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

by mercedes April 23, 2004

jack-o-lantern

A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.

"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"

by Mercedes February 13, 2004