Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.

"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away

by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011

Permababy

A creature, human or otherwise, who retains the characteristics of an infant, no matter how long they have lived.

Yes, we know she looks like a puppy, but she's thirteen - a Permababy.

by Monkey's Dad December 23, 2019

PERMANAND

Permanand is a hindi name...param meaning heighest and anand means bliss...so permanand means heighest bliss

permanand...heighest bliss

by peram February 8, 2010

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

permabarrass

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

by 8307c4 March 4, 2014

permadank

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.

Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!

by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016

permatan

A permanent tan that is tattoed on

"freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray"

"georgy, just get a permatan dude"

by Dunnyshe August 10, 2017