Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

by Penistrain March 2, 2010

penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

by octocat September 20, 2012

penisbird

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

Penisicle

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.

Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."

by GraceDecade March 27, 2009

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

by penismaster690 November 30, 2010