prealize

When you realize the answer to a question right after you ask it.

Boy walks in with a Barbie backpack.
Boy 1: Who's backpack did you steal?
Boy 2: My sisters' 'cause mine tore.
Boy 1: Ya, prealized that.

by Alyssia Lui May 6, 2009

penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

punalized

To be punished and penalized simultaneously.

The loosing football team was punalized after the game when a field goal was overruled.

by WhamTam January 11, 2019

peealization

a moment when one realizes they have to pee really badly.

Sally had a moment of peealization at the party and darted off to the bathroom.

I was reading a magazine when i suddenly peealized and ran upstairs to the toilet.

by lizzzzzard February 10, 2009

penalise

Imposing a penalty for penis envy

For both pro penis and sans penis good performance must be achieved with apparent ease, because penile habits are often regarded with suspicion and are often known to penalise.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015

Penalized

When you get fucked in the anus

Wanna get penalized

by Merklliop April 11, 2019