Jag

A very annoying person that you are friends with but yet you treat them like shit.

Do you ever hang out with Jonah?

Yeah what a jag!

by Patman1999 April 15, 2014

jagged

jagged is a term used whenever you fucked something up.

amanda spills weed.
tarrin says "man you just jagged!"

or

dillon spills beer.
tarrin says "dude you jagged!"

by amandascoberly August 31, 2008

Jag

Verb (Jagged | Jagging)
Within the competitive Surf Life Saving movement of Australia; to jag someone is to catch up to someone who is leading the racing pack by catching a wave from the back of the racing pack. Though legal competitively, it is often frowned upon due to it's lack of effort after the leader put in considerably more effort in actually getting to the front by themself.

I was going to win that race until those bloody Northcliffe paddlers jagged me!

by Pseudoname1234 July 17, 2009

jag

n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

-Short form of jag-off.
-Similar to a dickhead.
-Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.
-Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.

"Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!"

"Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag."

"The President is a jag."

by Spencer D H December 04, 2007

jags

someone that's extremely horny. Afrikaans word.

"ek's kak jags!"
i'm fucking horny

"daai kar is jags"
that car is awesome

by ronanthie-in November 02, 2006

Jag

Judge, Advocate, General is what it really stands for. It is an elite legal wing of officers trained as lawyers who investigate, prosecute and defend those accused of crimes in the military!

Tv Show JAG starring Catherine Bell and David James Elliott

by lil_mac January 15, 2005

jag

gently play with/fondle an object (typically a set of testes or titties) in the palm of one's hand(s)

Michelle jagged Brandon's balls in her hand last night.

by hanging dice May 12, 2021