my hometown,packed with Chicanos and OGs riding their box chevys while the system plays any CD from Too $hort
the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans
damn,i love oakland
the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans
damn,i love oakland
by tha truth teller April 16, 2006
Get the Oaklandmug. A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.
Oakland is THE hood.
by Zuke September 5, 2008
Get the Oaklandmug. town that everyone disses but everyone is also too much of a fucking scared ass punk to say anything to anyone that is a fan of the raider nation. maybe because the silver and black will kick their lame ass.
by alt July 21, 2008
Get the Oaklandmug. The A City In The Bay Area.. It Is A Good City.. Home Of The Body Bags 41510 Connection fukers san francsico and oakland wayyyy better than tha bitch as 408
by DUB S August 15, 2005
Get the Oaklandmug. A filthy, crime-ridden city in the San Francisco Bay Area. It has a very diverse population, African American being the largest demographic. As an Oakland native, I can tell you that there is quite a bit of racial tension. I pity the fool who stumbles onto the wrong street corner, especially if he/she is white.
But don't worry! You're safe as long as you're smart (i.e. don't whip out your iPod out in the middle of the street). And lucky.
And if you're really going to pussy out, you can always go into one of the few rich white neighborhoods in the hills. You probably won't get shot there. Probably.
This place is great for the typical pot smoker. Cops don't give a fuck as long as they have murder cases and senseless riots to keep them busy. (Woohoo! Public intoxication!) I wouldn't know, but judging by all the crackheads one could probably get away with a lot harder drugs, too.
But don't worry! You're safe as long as you're smart (i.e. don't whip out your iPod out in the middle of the street). And lucky.
And if you're really going to pussy out, you can always go into one of the few rich white neighborhoods in the hills. You probably won't get shot there. Probably.
This place is great for the typical pot smoker. Cops don't give a fuck as long as they have murder cases and senseless riots to keep them busy. (Woohoo! Public intoxication!) I wouldn't know, but judging by all the crackheads one could probably get away with a lot harder drugs, too.
Dude #1: Yo, breh. Let's hit tha town (a.k.a. Oakland) an smoke them grapes before the sideshow.
Dude #2: Fo sho.
Dude #2: Fo sho.
by cakemonster August 16, 2009
Get the Oaklandmug. A place where you'll find white girls proud to be from the "hood" when they're from Piedmont (aka the safest part of oakland)
Person 1: That bitch katie betta stop claimin she from oakland
Person 2: Duh that bitch from Piedmont
Person 2: Duh that bitch from Piedmont
by OaklandAsian November 8, 2020
Get the Oaklandmug. A wonderful city on the east shore of San Francisco Bay. It is known for its fine weather, Lake Merritt, its beautiful hills, and its sideshows.
by Sneaky Snyde July 15, 2008
Get the Oaklandmug.