Nobes

A person who has no balls. Can also be used as an adjective in the form of "nobesy".

That nobes thinks he's tight with the head cheerleader. That game last night was nobesy.

by Fapking October 28, 2011

Nobellium Uranium

how to say No u in a fucking smartass way

Jake Paul: Ur Mum Gay
______________ *insert ur name*: NOBELLIUM URANIUM

by Nobellium Uranium October 16, 2018

Noreveniz

A word used by people when talking about whether or not the footballer Steven Gerrard's baby is his or not. It envelopes the same meaning as 'not even his'.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.

Jamie Carragher's missus- Jamie wake up love we've got to get to Steven Gerrard's baby's christening.

Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!

by KEJIAN March 3, 2009

Nobelium Uranium

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.

Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof

by iGood July 27, 2018

nobed

a man with a head in the shape of a penis.

nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.

by Ollie February 4, 2005

no bev

When someone’s eating some dry ass food and they don’t got a drink with it so they’re mouth becomes the saharan desert

“Yo, john eating that bread with no bev!”

“he gon die”

by Okin tumi December 5, 2019

Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.

The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.

by Markwonder October 9, 2009