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Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
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next nexus nex Nexon nexopia Nextel nexterday nexting nexted next level

Next level sexy 

When a beautiful girl steps up her game and looks better then she's ever looked, this only happens like once or twice a month, but she takes your breath away completely
Hey man did u see JB in her blue scarf today?
Yeah man she looked next level sexy today!!
Next level sexy by Ggill99 January 21, 2015
A non vibrating, telescopic, self relief instrument
After a quick crank with my Nexxbar, I feel very relieved.
Nexxbar by Colin_White69 December 15, 2017
Originating in online gaming, "go next" refers to giving up on the current match for one reason or another in order to play another, hopefully with better or less toxic teammates.
Player 1:"Ugh, had to deal with a flaming jungler in my last League game. Total free win if he didnt have such a bad attitude."
Player 2: "Oh well, go next, nothing you can do about that."

Codename: Kids Next Door 

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.
Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time