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noobs

people who cant play games such as Minecraft and roblox
you guys are noobs
by isseihyoudou December 19, 2017
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noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts
dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me
by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022
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Noobs vs. Newbs

This is meant to distinguish between noobs and newbs, which can be very difficult to tell apart, based on behavior.
NOOBS: Rely on cheap tactics to barely finish second-to-last on the team, and often blame others for their mistakes.
Noobs have no ambition to get better at the game they fail at, and are happy just pissing off the rest of us. Noobs are not limited to low levels, some have become 55 Gold Crosses.
Noobs are found camping with their M203-equipped M16's (standard noob issue), Juggernaut and Last Stand, in the same exact place you just killed them in a few minutes ago.
COMMUNICATING WITH NOOBS: Is not a good idea. The vast majority of encounters often end with noobs being brutal flamed in the pre-game lobbies, as noobs are unintelligent and slow-thinking. Any attempt to communicate with noobs is immediately met with a pre-set list of insults, such as "Shut the fuck up", "You wanna go one-on-one?", "I could rape you", etc.
NEWBS: Honest, humble, polite players who strive to better themselves by playing as a team and seeking the advice of others. Newbs are new to the game, so they don't know, and, when confronted after using noob tactics, apologize for their behavior and immediately cease all noob activity.
COMMUNICATION WITH NEWBS: One of the most pleasant conversations ever on Xbox Live/Playstation Network. When you start talking to them, you realize they are different from noobs, and that they are sorry for their behavior.
Noobs vs. Newbs
In COD4: Noob (actual example)
Me: You fucking Juggernaut M16 noob, go to fucking hell, or start using a real gun, bitch. You went 8 and 15, that's pathetic.
Noob: Shut the fuck up, I'll rape you if we go one-on-one.
(Next game noob goes 4 and 11)
Noob: Fine, I'll rape you in Cage Match.
(We go one-on-one, I beat him 25-6)
Noob: Fuck you, I just drank a Red Bull (official beverage of noobs) and I'm tense and shaky.
Me: Noob

IN COD4: NEWB (another actual example)
(newb goes 3 and 13, killing me twice with an M16 and Juggernaut)
Me: The fuck was that, asshole? You think you can just camp in the back with a M16 and Juggernaut and that's OK? Fuck you, bitch.
Newb: Wait, what? Oh, sorry about that. I just bought this game last week and I'm still learning how to play. What should I use, do you think?
Me: (somewhat surprised) Oh... Well, if I were you, I'd go with an AK-47 and Stopping Power, that always works for me, at least.
Newb: All right, thanks, dude.
(next game, newb goes 6 and 8)
Newb: Wow, man, thanks a lot, that really helped.
Me: No problem.
(most encounters of newbs end with Friend Requesting each other, and becoming on of your main Xbox Live friends you don't actually know in person)
by xCFHx October 20, 2009
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nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.
That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)
by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011
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Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ)

A genre of Roblox games, based around on the Noobs and the Zombies. One game such as Noobs vs Zombies Realish is a game where players are automatically selected to play on the Noobs' team or the Zombies' team. The genre has "interesting" and confusing lore. These are divided into 2 types of sub-genre thingys: Super(EvilAzmil)'s games and somedeviser's games. Super's games are usually more polished, and better, and somedevisers games are usually wonkier, and strange AI. Super is known for his game "The Zombie's Onslaught (TZO)", the main game being discontinued, although there is a "Overhaul Major Update" in progress. One can join the group, enter the main game, put ":overhaultest" in chat, and a GUI will appear on their screen, allowing them to join a server. somedeviser is known for his comedic games such as "Noobs vs Zombies: Realish (NVZR)" and "Noobs vs Zombies: Tycoon 2 (NVZT2)". NVZT2 is not the typical tycoon game, as one player can become the team's Leader, being in charge of almost everything, such as base upgrades, defenses, shops, banks, support, and economy. Attackers/Fighters are what you expect; players on the team that attack the enemy team (The Noob/Zombie team). They rely on their Leader for placing and upgrading the Shop, which allows them to access weapons and perks. Some NVZT2 maps are better than others, such as High Assembly, which has a gold mine that players can reach.
Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ) is such an old genre, yet it still remains somewhat popular.
by Kamov the 426th November 29, 2024
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Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.
Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011
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