Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

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monkeylicious

Adjective: Something that is good or cool.

Did you see that flip I just did on the trampoline, it was so monkeylicious.

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

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A jumping front kick usually coming from a smaller person against a larger foe. This quick style of kick usually takes the opponent by complete surprise and they often end up scratching their heads while trying to figure out how they ended up on the floor.

Nadya will monkeykick your ass right out that window.

by kidmizere August 22, 2011

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Monkeyfishing

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

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MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

by Nathan._. May 3, 2022

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