Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010

molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.

You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

Molestache

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.

"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."

by the cotck August 20, 2009

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005