mondarrhea

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

Modar

The innate ability to figure out if a person is Mormon or not. Similar to Gay-dar.

Trisha almost dated that guy who was about to go on a mission. Good thing she has such excellent Modar.

by Squiddypoo November 9, 2012

mojarro

A lazy type of person who enjoys excessive video gaming

"Is Greg coming to the movie tonight?"

"No he's being a Mojarro."

by Docmcstuffins May 17, 2014

modar

a homosexual man who claims that jesus is his reason for his prudity and hits on his girlfriend's other homosexual friends.

"We've been dating for 2 months, and that modar hasn't so much as kissed me!"

"Everyone's just waiting for that modar to come out. Even his girlfriend!"

by Anoni Moose March 1, 2008

Modarius P Smitt

A Black person who has no friends, no life, and no anything! He has nothing to live for. Or simply Modarius

Dave Shupe is a Modarius P Smitt

by SomeRandomPerson XD May 11, 2004

Modar

Also known as "Mondar" An arabic guy who terrorize people lives and cause destruction to the mother earth.

Modar + Dave = Cheese

by Jeff White January 26, 2005

Modar

(Chiefly British)

v.
1. To ejaculate prematurely.

v.t.
2. To be prematurely ejaculated upon

1. Finding himself in an unlikely sexual encounter at the dodgy end of Warwickshire, 27-year-old Geoff was more than excited to finally lose his virginity, and thus ended up modaring all over his dishy young boy-toy, Fernando.

2. Fernando was modared with a vengeance.

by Anonymous March 20, 2005