This Midwestern swing state was once dominated by DFL'ers, but over the years has held a more conservative stance in the political arena. It can be characterized by various types of extremes, for example it proudly boasts The Mall of America, below zero temperatures, SUVs, high obesity rates, and caucasian majorities of approximately 90%. The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated.
We're Minnesotan, don't cha know?
by L. L. H. October 10, 2006
1. State that should be Canada because the accents are the same, it's just as cold, and the people are nicer in Canada.
2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold.
3. State where snowmobiles are more often present in parking lots than cars.
4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a Minnesotan.
2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold.
3. State where snowmobiles are more often present in parking lots than cars.
4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a Minnesotan.
1. "Oh, hey, Ike, you see the hockey game?"
"Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?"
"Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada."
"Are ya?"
"Oh, sure, I say 'eh'."
2. "Damn it's HOT!"said the Minnesotan in his state.
"Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July.
"Hey, look, snow! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet! And it's gonna be -25!"
"Awesome! Let's go fishing!"
3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?"
"Sure, bring your own helmet."
4. "You see the Vikings game?"
"Oh ya, you betcha! Vikings doing great!"
"Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?"
"Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada."
"Are ya?"
"Oh, sure, I say 'eh'."
2. "Damn it's HOT!"said the Minnesotan in his state.
"Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July.
"Hey, look, snow! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet! And it's gonna be -25!"
"Awesome! Let's go fishing!"
3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?"
"Sure, bring your own helmet."
4. "You see the Vikings game?"
"Oh ya, you betcha! Vikings doing great!"
by Daniyelli March 01, 2007
minnesota was origionally founded by some frenchmen who gave all the landmarks really wierd names like Roseau (prounonced RO-SO) and albert lea. They were later overwelmed by a lot of tree chopping scandinavians which is why the population is 99.9% caucasian .The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated, also its full of self obsesed librals. minnesota as you may have heard is the land of 10,000 lakes when in reality it has over 15,000, oh golly, thats amazing! Half the year its an arctic wasteland and the other half its a giant mosquito infested mud pit. Minnesota is also a self proclaimed provinence of Canada, and yes the people here do speak like the people in the movie Fargo. also the Minnesota Viqueens were defeated at home by the Redsins, how sad is that? you people should be ashamed of yourselves.
(Minnesotan)Mom where are my snow pants? i have to go to school
hey its negative 47 degrees! lets go fishing.
now its in the 30s lets go to the lake!
hey its negative 47 degrees! lets go fishing.
now its in the 30s lets go to the lake!
by minnesota hater March 23, 2008
A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago.
It SUCKS!!!
It SUCKS!!!
ex. 1
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.
ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.
ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?
by Ms. brutally honest February 09, 2009
the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot
( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today
( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture
(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough
( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture
(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough
by uw panther August 18, 2011
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
by starslugger09 February 07, 2007
People:
Nice. Minnesotans are nicer if you went to highschool/college with them. Out-of-staters don't do so well. To be really accepted, you have to be from here.
Weather:
Winter:
IT'S COLD. Somehow, the cold in MN will freeze the marrow in your bones. You will wonder why the HELL you live here every morning.
Minnesotans pride themselves that it only gets "cold" here when it hits negative temperatures. We get excited when it gets above freezing.
Summer:
Best summer in the world. Lakes, flawless temperature, sunny. Birds singing and blue skies. Ice cream and popcorn at Lake Harriet. Canoeing in the Boundary Waters. Going to the cabin. Life is really good.
Spring/Fall: Normal.
Recreation:
We know how to have a good time. We aren't all about ice fishing. We can have raging parties. Come to MN, make the right friends, and enjoy.
We also have the Mall of America, which kinda spoils us.
The Twin Cities=AWESOME. You want metropolitan, cool, and all the amenities of a Chicago/New York City without the stress. Minneapolis. Urban shops, cool boutiques, weird hole-in-the-walls, amazing band venues.
More artsy, alternative? St. Paul. Rich in history and art, all the hipsters love St. Paul.
Sports:
Overall, our sports teams are OK. Our biggest asset is the Vikings, which as of 2011, sucked, but Vikes fans bleed gold and purple. We are the best fans in the world.
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Nice. Minnesotans are nicer if you went to highschool/college with them. Out-of-staters don't do so well. To be really accepted, you have to be from here.
Weather:
Winter:
IT'S COLD. Somehow, the cold in MN will freeze the marrow in your bones. You will wonder why the HELL you live here every morning.
Minnesotans pride themselves that it only gets "cold" here when it hits negative temperatures. We get excited when it gets above freezing.
Summer:
Best summer in the world. Lakes, flawless temperature, sunny. Birds singing and blue skies. Ice cream and popcorn at Lake Harriet. Canoeing in the Boundary Waters. Going to the cabin. Life is really good.
Spring/Fall: Normal.
Recreation:
We know how to have a good time. We aren't all about ice fishing. We can have raging parties. Come to MN, make the right friends, and enjoy.
We also have the Mall of America, which kinda spoils us.
The Twin Cities=AWESOME. You want metropolitan, cool, and all the amenities of a Chicago/New York City without the stress. Minneapolis. Urban shops, cool boutiques, weird hole-in-the-walls, amazing band venues.
More artsy, alternative? St. Paul. Rich in history and art, all the hipsters love St. Paul.
Sports:
Overall, our sports teams are OK. Our biggest asset is the Vikings, which as of 2011, sucked, but Vikes fans bleed gold and purple. We are the best fans in the world.
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Kid: I'm from California.
Kid #2: I'm from Kansas.
Minnesota Kid: I'm from Minnesota.
Everyone: *DAMMMNNNN*
Kid #2: I'm from Kansas.
Minnesota Kid: I'm from Minnesota.
Everyone: *DAMMMNNNN*
by minnesotagirleveryday February 10, 2011