Microtransaction

Pay - to win in gaming

Damn payday 2, MGSV and Forza 6 all have fucking microtransactions wtf is next

by GUNTER9K March 27, 2016

microtransactionified

When something that was previously free or a one time fee makes you pay for extra content (MT) later in the product's lifespan. This is most commonly done in Video Games.

Person 1- Hey, let's play this game, we haven't played it in awhile.

Person 2- No way, now you have to pay to do anything! it's been microtransactionified!

Person 1- Crap.

by marcod1419 July 18, 2010

microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

macroHard

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.

If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."

by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

Microtragedy

The death of a dwarf or a midget, essentially a play on words due to their small stature. May also apply to bad things happening to little people.

Jim: Dude, did you hear that Gary Coleman died?
Bill: Yeah, what a total microtragedy.

by Jarmonious July 29, 2013

macrohard

What Microsoft should call themselves

Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 15, 2005