Bob has to be one of the worst Operating Systems ever. Actually, I don't think it is an OS. But, it's so terrible, you just got to laugh at it. On top of that, Microsoft fails to recognize this as one of their own products!
by TBSArmstrong January 12, 2010
Get the Microsoft Bob mug.A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).
"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
by fuckpants November 7, 2004
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
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by johnson December 19, 2003
Get the Microsoft Works mug.by Lord_G September 27, 2017
Get the microsoft mug.A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.
B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).
B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).
(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!
(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.
(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.
by arrggggg May 15, 2009
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by thejamdude January 5, 2006
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