unaffordable 

it's when you cant afford something.I dont know why this does not already exsist

guy 1: Hey dude why dont you buy that dildo thing
guy 2: Nuh it's unaffordable for me...
guy 1: So would you buy it if you could afford it ?
guy 2: Hmm probably
guy 1: Ok Justin i'll lend you some money
Justin : Aww thanks Harry
Harry : <3 it's nothing

unaffordable by mikearemynames October 18, 2013

Unaffordable Care Act 

What the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA), more commonly known as Obamacare should really be called.

Well, I lost my old insurance plan, only to have it replaced by some rip-off plan thanks to the Unaffordable Care Act. My monthly premiums are twice as much, my deductible is 4x as much, and though I am a female I have to pay for things like prostate care coverage while my grandpa is paying for maternity coverage. What idiot came up with this and said it would be great anyway?

So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.

Unaffordable Care Act by blowzers January 14, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016