Definitions by thejamdude

girlfriend 

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

girlfriend by thejamdude August 8, 2006

coursework 

The biggest cause of suicide among students.

Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!

coursework by thejamdude April 9, 2006

fatal error 

Something your computer claims to have

"My computer just told me it had a fatal error, does that mean I'm going to die?"

fatal error by thejamdude January 19, 2006

Matrix Revolutions

The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.

Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!

Was it any good?!!

Well...

Yes?

Well, you know the first one was good.

Yes!

And the second was pretty good but not better.

YES!!! I KNOW!!!

OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!

Oh...

Matrix Revolutions by thejamdude January 7, 2006

judgement day 

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

judgement day by thejamdude January 6, 2006

notebook 

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

notebook by thejamdude January 6, 2006

protective 

Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.

"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"

protective by thejamdude January 5, 2006