girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude August 08, 2006

fatal error

Something your computer claims to have

"My computer just told me it had a fatal error, does that mean I'm going to die?"

by thejamdude January 19, 2006

coursework

The biggest cause of suicide among students.

Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!

by thejamdude April 09, 2006

protective

Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.

"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"

by thejamdude January 05, 2006

notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

by thejamdude January 06, 2006

matrix trilogy

A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.

Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!

by thejamdude January 05, 2006

Microsoft Office

Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.

I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.

by thejamdude January 05, 2006