Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

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micromental

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

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micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.

The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.

by kirupa December 7, 2012

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Micromom

A mom that has nothing else to talk about and will tweet or facebook, up to the minute updates on her children.

I just saw another post by Mary, looks like her son Mikey just refused to eat his carrots again. Why does Mary think we need to hear about this, shes such a micromom.

by Abevichoada December 24, 2010

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Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

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