Micromomage

Pronounced "Micro-mom-age".

Launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *Mom approved*
(A.K.A. Smothered)

Micromomage: "Steve?! Don't forget your socks! you're going to need a water bottle! Wheres your jacket?! take the dog out! Don't take her that way?" - Mom (All within a span of 10 seconds)

by Loopwhole July 12, 2018

Micromomage

A mom with overbearing but well intentioned actions.

Mom is trying to organize all of my school affairs and is starting to micromomage me.

by Therealhomerjay October 30, 2022