Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

Masturbed

Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.

Man, I was so masturbed after watching that interracial cuckold gangbang bukkake.

by Errol Brumby July 19, 2019

masturbible

Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."

by Gatorpress December 10, 2007

masturbike

masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.

Happens sometimes at Colorado College...

Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011

masturbetting

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)

So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011