Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

Bubbles Marital Bliss by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010

marital transgression 

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

marital transgression by problemo_official February 21, 2011

marital aid 

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

marital aid by psiscott April 26, 2006

Marital Terrorism 

A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.

Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.

Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.

Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.

Marital Terrorism by Dreamt Organization - December 4, 2013

Markita 

Super fine

You see that girl over there shes a markita

Markita by applesauce killer February 6, 2010

Marritation 

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.

Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.

Marritation by Dick Perses March 1, 2009

marital aid 

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

marital aid by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006