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Mantarded

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
by justacomma December 2, 2010
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Masturdate

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018
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mantard

A variation of dumbass or stupid, usually said to a male.
Example 1:
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!

Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!
by Kaeldra December 9, 2004
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Masturdate

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
by Mercur0 January 7, 2011
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Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11
Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.
by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009
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Masturdating

When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
by Meester Neenja April 7, 2011
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man turd

A loser that has no life, he posts on a rapper's web site from the library, he has imignary friends that also post from the library, he takes pics looking away from the camera, he lies about attending a community college, only girls he can get sex from are crack whores he pays, he is talking about ording a mail order bride so he is no longer
RULLUR is the biggest man turd around.
by RULLUR October 8, 2005
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