milletophilia

someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment

Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himself, hes into milletophilia

by USMarshall October 12, 2008

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

Maille

Maille is a girls name most popular in Europe. Maille is a sporty girl with a lot of personality. She's funny, nice and down-right insane but everyone loves that about her. She gets attention from guys but she'll have nothing of it.

Boy #1: should I ask Maille on a date?
Girl #1: nah she would rather play soccer.

by smile888 April 4, 2016

mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006