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Palletized
Palletized
Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:
"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)
"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)
"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)
"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)
"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)
"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)
"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)
"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)
"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)
Need more examples? Here's some more:
Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:
"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)
"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)
"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)
"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)
"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)
"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)
"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)
"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)
"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)
Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)
"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)
"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)
"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)
"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)
"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)
"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)
"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)
"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)
"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)
"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)
"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)
"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)
"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)
"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)
"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
Palletized by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
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Malletize • mulletize • Millerized • mallerie • maleizer • Maletizi • malleteer • MalleTheQueen • malletheqween • MALLETICIAN
malleteer
malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008
Mallette
In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)
It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.
Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron
It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.
Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron
mulletize
When the back of a short hairstyle grows faster than the front, so that it slowly starts progressing to a mullet.
mulletize by Napalm_is_4_wimps March 20, 2008
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A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
MALLETICIAN by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003
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