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The act of having dirty sex with the postman.
OR
The act of the postman sticking his 'mail' in your box
"What did you do do last night Megan?"

"Oh, the postman just came over and gave me a maille"
maille by ChristinaKrem September 14, 2007
Related Words
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uncommon name for le monke cult members. legends are named maille because they can beat anyone in minecraft or cod, and they’re especially good at cod zombies.
person: “i just ate ass.”

me: “did u eat maille’s ass??,’”
Maille by uhhh ohhh stinky October 19, 2019
Máille is electric. She's perfect in every way.
Máille by UrSecretAdmirer October 5, 2021

Nick O' Malley 

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

Vennu Mallesh 

An amazing lyrical genius, who inspires the world with his hits such as "I Love U Dear" and "It's My Life what ever I wanna Do". He has many great philosophies on life.
Vennu Mallesh is all of the following (in his own words):

Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher
Vennu Mallesh by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013
Maelle is one of a kind. No other girl will ever be like her. It is so rare to find someone so loving, beautiful, and just addicting to be around. Once you find a Maelle, there isn't much of a choice but to stick around, you're gonna need her.

Maelle's got it all, shes smart, yet still has a sense of humour. She's the kind of girl that you can be so comfortable around, yet makes you get so nervous before you see her .

she's a keeper
Maelle is a cutie aint she?
Maelle by Bo Jackson July 23, 2014