Loretta Lynched

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

by shopgifting July 3, 2016

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.

We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Lonched

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

by b0ki January 11, 2020

launched

The point of no return in a night of drinking and you are bound to either black out, make an ass of yourself, fight, or all of the above. The tequila shot that broke the camels back.

Eric had launched somewhere between his 6th and 7th tequila shot. After that it was all down hill.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting some whiskey rocks.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006

Luncheon Meat Curry

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

by Jeffphff June 22, 2011

Lynched

To feel trolled by surrealist director David Lynch due to a general inability to fully comprehend his movies or ideas.

'Man, I watched the last episode of Twin Peaks last night and it was just bonkers, there was no plot whatsoever.'

'Bro, I know, I think we just got lynched.'

by froglocust June 28, 2017

luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 13, 2006