The London Oratory

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.

I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.

by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018

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Tate Langdon

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy

Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.

by Violate December 31, 2011

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Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even

“Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”

by Avesatans December 7, 2018

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London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

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