Lactard 

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

Lactard by halflactarded September 1, 2009

Lactarded 

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

Lactarded by miss_niss July 29, 2008

lactard 

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

lactard by locket September 8, 2006

lactard 

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

lactard by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

latard 

A way to say later, but better. Evolved from the word latar invented by wordsmith Gitta.

Carl - latar jg
bumbobway - latard

latard by bumbobway January 4, 2007

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

laptarded by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lawardia 

Lawardia (noun) - the flow of an extreme amount of awesome coming from a source; most typically when someone sexual rides a bike like a LOWRIDA.

Wow thats some crazy Lawardia right there!

Lawardia by LawardiaMaster February 20, 2009