Definitions by locket

lactard 

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

lactard by locket September 8, 2006

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

jimmy squeaker by Locket July 17, 2006