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2 definitions by
locket
lactard
a person who's
digestive system
is
severly
upset by
dairy
products
cats
are lactards, if they drink too much
milk
they will
have the shits
by
locket
September 8, 2006
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jimmy squeaker
A release of gas from one's
colon
that creates a
high pitched
noise as it vibrates the
gluteus maximus
muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)
"this is gonna be
a jimmy
squeaker
"
"at least they don't
smell
"
by
locket
July 17, 2006
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