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a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006
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A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)
"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"
by locket July 17, 2006
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