Konglish

Korean + English pretty much. It's korean words mixed into english by maybe adding -ed to a korean verb to make it a past tense word, or something like that. Many korean jokes can be made this way. FOBs usually speak like that to banana korean people.

I "bap mugued" (I ate rice)
You're a "babo" (You're an idiot)
Korny Konglish joke: What did the horny mushroom say to his girlfriend? Buhsut (fyi thats mushroom in korean)

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

Kontol

An Indonesian taboo or adult word meaning a penis. In Javanese language 'kontol' originally means scrotum or testis.

"Masak udah jadi ibu ibu, bersuami dan beranak masih cari kontol?!" (How come?! She has a husband and children still look for a kontol. At least when she browses, chats, .. Penis, Dick, Prick, testis, ..

by Jokos April 2, 2010

Konole

A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.

~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."

by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012

kongoz

I think kongoz are like a type of drum only thing I know why they're like a type of drum is because chief keef said ("Them guns sound like kongoz") that's why they're probably a drum I really don't know

Keith: kongoz are loud like a drum

Keisha: okay

by I be chiefin keef January 4, 2019

Kongledoodle

A common phrase used in NYC for the rat infestations at local deli's or for a said individual.

1 "Their rat eatting kongledoodle asses clearly doesn't care about quality or service. Everything from the stale bread to the rude staff left a bad taste in my mouth."

2 "Quit talkin crazy cuzzo you a bitchass rat eating kongledoodle hoe fuck nigga who get no play."

by DrillDDK September 10, 2023

Remote Kontol

A penis (Kontol means penis in Javanese and Indonesian) that is used as a remote control for several electronic appliances, machines, and sometimes women. It's also used when you want to aim at the toilet bowl to urine perfectly.

Your penis is a remote kontol.

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022